Snarl

Extremely irritating co-worker on spotting the newspaper in my tiffin bag: Tu roz newspaper ghar se lekar aati hai?
Me (staring intently at my screen): I bought it.
Him: Waah. Badhiya. Tu toh kaafi up-to-date rehne lag gayi aajkal

And I continue staring intently at my screen and pretend I haven't heard the backhanded compliment. I wish I could... UGH. I AM SO PISSED.
One of these days...

PS: Extremely sorry for not replying to comments. Will do that soon.