Thursday, June 09, 2005

Sorry, couldn't resist!

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, "PIG!".

Man yells out window, "BITCH!".
Man rounds next curve.

Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Moral: If only men would listen.


burf said...

the Real moral:-

Only if women garner some reputation as drivers :p

(i just wonder how did the woman managed not to bang into the pig) :D


GratisGab said...

she was a good driver...if only men would listen, they would hear the real facts! :)

Ever wonder why insurance costs are higher for men than women?

PlayBoi said...

Burf:- u got my support on this man.. women and driver ... its like diesel engine and spark plug .. (if u are a female reading this .. ask the guy next to u for the funny part)

1. If she was a good driver, the guy would have been freaked out.. 8th wonder of the world.
2. If she wasnt a good driver, he would obv. ignore her

The Reporter said...

burf and PlayBoi, there ARE good women drivers ... and they aren't rare. My sis is a cool driver ... and I can't drive so you can't judge me :D

Gabby, exactly! :)

burf said...

interesting stress ;)

Rajat said...

hee heee....nice one....but still i did she pass the same pig that was in the middle of the road...