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Thought I should give the whole lot of serious posts a break. Sis and I were having a discussion about which joke was the funniest we'd ever heard. A cousin of ours, who specializes in brainless jokes like the one that follows, told us this one around a year or two ago. We were laughing for around ten minutes.

I dont know how you guys would like it though. Rate it on a grin or groan basis (following the RD ishtyle). This was told in a typical Hyderabadi dialect, so I'm putting it that way wonly. Enjaai.(I think Pitti thinks i've got a terrible taste in jokes, but never mind(She had a 'wtf' look on her face when I ended)). So here goes:

Ek din ek aadmi jungle mein ek jhaad ke nichche aake baitha.
Usko wahin neend lag gayi.
Jabich tota aake woh aadmi ki naak pe baitha aur woh aadmi mar gaya. Bolo kaise?

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Kyunki hathi ka naam tota tha!

Phee hee :D :D

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